Wednesday, June 27, 2012

"How To Be An Ultra Pacer"

Read the whole thing, but here's a taste:
"...One of the most selfless acts a human can perform is pacing another person in an ultrarunning event. Mother Teresa never paced, nor did any of the popes. It transcends all mundane humanity and will surely secure you a ticket in heaven (I visualize heaven as an all day BBQ on the 4th of July with the majority in attendance being thin twenty year old women - you get your own heaven)...."
Hilarious. Thanks to Sean.