Reflections on barefoot-style running, healthy diets, and moving in the right direction.
"A California plastic surgeon has come up with a new method for weight loss.
"Dr. Nikolas Chugay can surgically apply a patch onto your tongue which will make eating difficult, therefore you will lose weight."
Yep. Moronic, but less invasive than getting a ring put on your stomach or surgically making your stomach smaller.
As I recall from when a friend got her tongue pierced, she also had trouble eating... until she got used to it. That might be a cheaper alternative. ;)