"Teen Girl a Weightlifting Phenom"

Too cool:

"13-year-old Abbey Watson can lift twice her body weight and holds eight world weightlifting records."

And the cool part?  Her BACON socks.  Bacon's her favorite food, see, and as her coach explains, "Bacon... can defintely fit into a well-rounded paleo diet."

I guess this is what happens to kids when you start feeding them a species-specific diet.

Thanks to wilberfan.